Icons

This is it. This is the only one. Of all the apps I have, and I have a lot.
I need more fucking rainbows.

amusing

It’s a damn good thing I think I’m funny, because a lot of the time, I’m the only one around to laugh at my jokes.

Me, having ENTIRELY too much fun with a work project.

tech

I’m always a little surprised when someone my age has less comfort with computers and technology in general. I have to remind myself that I’ve worked on said computers for 8+ hours a day, 5+ days a week, for the past 17+ years, so of course I’m more comfortable. It’s literally my job.

Me, after being startled yet again by a peer’s discomfort with tech I use daily.

Candy?

When someone asks you if you have candy on Asgard and you reply, “Yeah, fruits and nuts;” that’s a thing that sticks around.

me, as I eat one of 13 boxes of raisins I currently have on my desk

power

Who are the people who have the energy to sift through websites and offers for the lowest per kWh price for electricity and then find the best one and then save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance? Wait…I think I’m getting something mixed up.

Me, a person who does not have the energy to shop for electricity suppliers.

Suprise!

Sometimes I pronounce “surprise” in French (like the Jacqueline Follet character in “The Devil Wears Prada”) which is like sew-PREEZE, and fun to say. Kind of like “COO-pon” instead of coupon.

Me. I know I’m weird.

Ripley

I in no way, shape, or form look anything like Sigourney Weaver, but when I go to bed in a tank top and underwear, I can’t stop thinking about that movie. You know the one. 

YouTube is weird

You’re watching someone’s videos, and the information they present is filtered, of course, but you see a lot. And sometimes you see things coming before they show you, and it’s…yeah. It’s weird.

me.

Another reason to stay off the Internet

Apparently people on homeowners forums are shaming people for owning “live, laugh, love” signs. There’s a car insurance commercial doing it, too, essentially saying people who have those signs are stupid, incapable of understanding simple technological concepts, and “old.”

I have a shirt that says, “I hate you.” with a cute rainbow cat that has a shiny steel horn.

People like that are who I hate.

Hate is so strong, though. Maybe I’ll go with, “Strongly dislike and wish for them a quick skunk bath.” Something as stinky as they’re acting.

tiny rant

Boy, it’s a really good thing that my phone won’t stop ringing because I’m not already busy or anxious or frazzled or anything like that.

sarcasm